Size Guide
We know the struggle — you finally find the perfect hoodie and it shows up fitting like a dog bed. Not here. Every product page has its own size chart, but here's the quick-reference version so you can order with confidence.
General Fit Tips
Most of our apparel runs true to size in a classic unisex fit. That means it's cut for comfort — not skin-tight, not swimming in fabric. If you're between sizes, here's the rule:
- Want a relaxed fit? Go with your normal size.
- Want that oversized "borrowed from my partner" vibe? Size up one.
- Prefer a more fitted look? Check the chest measurement on the product page and compare to a shirt you already love.
Hoodies & Sweatshirts
Our hoodies (Gildan Heavy Blend, French Terry) are medium-heavy weight and designed for year-round wear. The kangaroo pocket fits treats, poop bags, your phone, and both hands when it's freezing out.
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) | Sleeve (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 34–37 | 27 | 33.5 |
| M | 38–41 | 28 | 34.5 |
| L | 42–45 | 29 | 35.5 |
| XL | 46–49 | 30 | 36.5 |
| 2XL | 50–53 | 31 | 37.5 |
T-Shirts & Tees
Our tees range from heavyweight garment-dyed cotton (Comfort Colors) to buttery-soft triblend (Bella+Canvas). Both are unisex classic fit.
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 34–37 | 28 |
| M | 38–41 | 29 |
| L | 42–45 | 30 |
| XL | 46–49 | 31 |
| 2XL | 50–53 | 32 |
How to Measure
Grab your favorite shirt that fits the way you like. Lay it flat. Measure across the chest from armpit to armpit and double it. That's your chest measurement. Compare it to the chart above.
Still not sure? Shoot us a message with your height, weight, and preferred fit style — we'll tell you exactly which size to grab. We'd rather spend 2 minutes helping you than have you deal with an exchange.